Guys get shamelessly hit on in public, too. I was on the train and a girl looked me up and down and mumbled something at me.

"What?" I replied.
"You’re standing on my foot" she said, staring down at my foot. 
So I shouted back: “Um, my eyes are UP HERE, thank you!” 

Come on people, try to not seem so desperate.

Hey friends!

I’m out in LA for a few days next week, and here are some shows you can come to! 

Sunday 6/29 at Flapper’s in Burbank at 7pm

Monday 6/30 at Pancho’s in Manhattan Beach at 8:30. Free.

Tuesday 7/01 at Kill Crush Comedy at Busby’s East, 8:30pm. Free.

Wednesday 7/02 Woodland Hills, 9pm

comedianscomplimentingcomedians:

Sometimes a comedian compliments another comedian not based on anything to do with being a comedian, but based on just being a good person. In this compliment, comedian Christi Chiello lets comedian Kyle Ayers know how “wonderful” he is. She hopes “[Ayers’s] birthday is as great as [Ayers is]!” Ayers responds with a comment that simply reads, “the best!” What more is there to say? Chiello feels “very lucky” to have Ayers’s friendship. And we at CCC feel very lucky to have this compliment on our blog. Cheers to you both! 

A while back, I got bored and put an ad on Craiglist for Mad Men-themed adult film scenes. The response was overwhelming, and now some of my favorite people and I are going to act them out, live on stage. This Saturday, May 24th at 8:30pm at Pine Box Rock Shop in Brooklyn, NY. 

It’s going to be an absolute blast, I promise. It’s FREE!

Here’s a tiny sample:

NEW YORK CITY / BROOKLYN, LET’S LAUGH TONIGHT. Spike Hill in Williamsburg at 7:30

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smybpod:

@kyleayers breaks down his bit about having OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

I was on this podcast put on by the dope as heck and very funny Alexis Guerreros. Check it!

howsitgoagainseries:

To celebrate a fun day of shooting, we had the entire group give it a go. Everyone sings “All Star” by Smash Mouth, in one take, with no notice or prep. Too much fun.

NEWEST WEB SERIES EPISODE! A whole group of friends sings Smash Mouth with no preparation. Give it a likesharesubscribething?